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Δημοσίευση από GeoStuff » 18 Απρ 2009 00:25

Μερικά καλά και Αγγλικά... Δεν κάθομαι να μεταφράσω..

• ALIEN: Ship fails to deliver cargo, crew don’t get bonus.
• ALIENS: An unplanned pregnancy leads to complications.
• AN AMERICAN WEREWOLF IN LONDON: Tourist causes riot.
• BATMAN: Wealthy man assaults the mentally ill.
• BEAUTY AND THE BEAST: Peasant girl develops Stockholm Syndrome.
• BENJI: Family abandons beloved pet, forcing it to engage in a dangerous cross-country journey.
• BLADE RUNNER: Man with no apparent skill stumbles into escaped robots, fails to kill most, f**** one.
• BLAKE’S 7: Terrorists fight government, die.
• BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER: Teenage serial killer destroys town in fit of semi-religious fervor.
• CHARLIE AND THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY: Deranged pedophile big-business industrialist tortures and mutilates young children.
• DIE HARD: Dysfunctional cop saves marriage by murdering foreign national.
• DIRTY HARRY: Police incompetence allows murderer to go free.
• DOCTOR WHO: Elderly man serially abducts young women.
• DONNIE DARKO: Hallucinating teen crushed by airplane engine.
• E.T.: Out-of-control pet causes mayhem, sadness.
• EVERY WHICH WAY BUT LOOSE: Part-time mechanic involves girlfriend in illegal fight club, risks life of best friend and endangered primate.
• FERRIS BUELLER’S DAY OFF: Amoral narcissist makes world dance for his amusement.
• FIGHT CLUB: Deranged sociopath guides yuppies to their deaths.
• SERENITY: Men fight for possession of scantily clad mentally ill teenage girl.
• GHOSTBUSTERS: Unemployed college professors destroy hotel with nuclear weapons.
• GROUNDHOG DAY: Misanthropic creep exploits space/time anomaly to stalk co worker.
• JURASSIC PARK: Theme park’s grand opening pushed back.
• KILL BILL: Irresponsible mother wants custody of her child.
• KINDERGARTEN COP: Incompetent left in charge of children, who are eventually fired at by convicted felon.
• KING KONG: Endangered animal stolen, shot.
• LASSIE COME HOME: Family abandons beloved pet, forcing it to engage in a dangerous cross-country journey.
• LORD OF THE RINGS: Midget destroys stolen property.
• OF MICE AND MEN: Migrant farmer murders mentally handicapped friend.
• PREDATOR: American military-industrial complex ruins first contact with alien life.
• PRIDE AND PREJUDICE: Woman with gold-digging mother nags wealthy man into marriage.
• RAIDERS OF THE LOST ARK: American yahoo murders soldiers and desecrates religious artifacts for money.
• RATATOUILLE: Vermin infest restaurant until it is forced to close doors.
• RISKY BUSINESS: Privileged rich kid gets everything he wants with no consequences.
• SCARFACE: Immigrant finds running his own business stressful, dangerous.
• SE7EN: Homicide detectives unable to prevent even a single murder by admitted serial killer, killer gives cop head.
• SILENCE OF THE LAMBS: Incompetent manipulated by several murderers, stumbles upon suspect completely by accident. Creates situation that allows serial killer to escape.
• SNOW WHITE AND THE SEVEN DWARFS: Layabout stepdaughter shacks up with seven miners.
• SPIDER-MAN: Nerd gets bitten by spider, complains about how this ruins his life for years to come.
• STAR TREK THE MOTION PICTURE: Meglomaniac can’t let go of past glory, drives successor to suicide.
• STAR TREK III: Military officers steal vessel and destroy it to eliminate a handful of enemies while engaged on an extremely vague rescue mission.
• STAR TREK IV: Interplanetary fugitives poach wildlife from a past age to cover up an act of genocide.
• STAR TREK VI: Racist military commander past his prime nearly ruins galactic peace.
• STAR WARS: A NEW HOPE: Religious extremist terrorists destroy government installation, killing thousands.
• STAR WARS: EMPIRE STRIKES BACK: Boy is abused by midget, kisses sister, attempts patricide.
• STAR WARS: RETURN OF THE JEDI: Handicapped mass murderer kills septugenarian, is lauded.
• TERMINATOR: An unplanned pregnancy leads to complications.
• THE EXORCIST: Jesus trumps science.
• THE INCREDIBLE JOURNEY: Family abandons beloved pets, forcing them to engage in a dangerous cross-country journey.
• THE NIGHTMARE BEFORE CHRISTMAS: Dangerous insurgent invades neighboring country.
• THE PROFESSIONAL/ LEON: Hired murderer sleeps with little girl.
• THE X-MEN: Minority group seeks overthrow of social order.
• TITANIC: Crazy old widow disregards lifelong memories of husband, children, and grandchildren in favor of that one time she f**ked a bum.
• TOP GUN: Pilot routinely endangers Air Traffic Controllers.
• WEEKEND AT BERNIES: Two employees take advantage of their boss’ hospitality.
Κούκλα Μου Φρεγάτα Σκίζεις Τον Ωκεανό... Μοιάζεις Στον Τιτανικό!!!

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