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Δημοσίευση από Dr_Michael » 13 Αύγ 2002 01:20

Παραθέτω το email που έστειλα σε μερικούς φίλους μου μόλις επέστρεψα πέρισυ από ένα ταξίδι μου στη Γιουγκοσλαβία...:

Mhn biasteite na bgalete symperasmata, ontws oi serboi sympa8oyn toys ellhnes kai kanenan allon allodapo, alla parolayta einai ligo periergh fylh. As ta paroyme ta pragmata apo thn arxh:

XRONIKO:
Mera 1h: Bgainw apo to aerodromio opoy ypoti8etai me perimene ta3i gia to Novi Sad sthn Boreia Yugoslavia. Am de! To gkri VW zetta apla den yphrxe! Ystera apo 2 wres psaksimo, briskw thlekarta kai kartothlefwno. Pernw thl thn filh moy th Milena kai thn rwtaw poy einai to ta3i poy moy esteile: Moy leei oti ekane la8os o typos kai me perimene stis anaxwrhseis kai oxi stis afi3eis!!!
ftanw sto 3enodoxeio: Apo 50 deutch marks poy moy eixane pei mesw thlwfwnoy, moy zhtane 111 gia ka8e brady!!!! Giati toy lew? dioti leei eimai 3enos kai yparxei allh timh gia toys 3enoys! Ma otan se phra thlefwno na ma8w thn timh, kai soy milhsa agglika kai soy edwsa to ellhniko moy onoma, tote den hmoyn 3enos? Ti na soy pw moy leei, tosa xreiazetai na dwseis! Ennoei tosa toy leipane! Emeina ena brady mono. Ta 2 epomena eytyxws bre8ehke enas ellhnas poy noikiaze se mia kopelia thn Mima, kai me filo3enhse sto spiti ayto.
Brady 1o: Bgainw me thn Milena kai thn Mima na pame se pub-restaurant. Sto dromo, skoteino, blepw enan Serbo na trabaei mia Serba apo ta mallia kai na thn sernei sto dromo! An kai synh8ismenos serbos dhladh gyrw sto 1.95 ypsos, apofasisa na ton stamathsw: Toy bazw fwnh sta agglika kalwntas ton na stamathsei. Ontws paratei thn gynaika kai gyrnaei pros to meros moy. An htan mera pragmatika 8a me skiaze alla htan brady! Poia h skhnh poy akoloy8hse sto epomeno deyterolepto? .......... Mantepsate? oxi e? Akoyw metaliko diplo 8orybo kai blepw mia "petaloyda" na einai se epafh ston laimo toy! Nai pragmatika h filh moy h milena ebgale petaloyda toy thn kollhse sto laimo toy kai toy leei kati sta serbika to opoio meta apo metafrash ths htan to e3hs: "Pare dromo prin sto perasw apo thn allh pleyra!!!" Proswpikh moy gnwmh? Opws eida ton serbo na trexei ekeino to brady tromagmenos, pisteyw oti akoma kai shmera prepei na synexizei na trexei apo thn tromara toy....

Brady 2o: Bghkame e3w se 2 barakia kai perasame yperoxa xwris aproopta. To hasis kai to marixuana einai poly eley8era ekei. H mpyra af8onh opws emeis pinoyme to nero mas, kai to nero toys einai to metaliko nero me an8rakiko (san soda). Oi gynaikes einai panypshles, gymnasmenes, tragika omorfes, pote xontres kai me meso oro omorfias kai e3ypnadas tragika anwtero apo to ellhniko! Parolayta exoyn ena rhto oi serboi gia tis gynaikes: "Sygnwmh mana alla kai esy gynaika eisai!!!" ....

Brady 3o: Bgainw me Milena (giatrina me 12cm petaloyda dioti to 14cm poy eixe, ths apagorepse o pateras ths na to kykloforei!", me Anita (1,90m me xwrismenoys goneis poy zoyne sto idio spiti mazi ths alla den milane meta3y toys ta teleytaia 15 xronia!), kai me Mima (exei faei kollhma me enan krhtiko poy thn afhse ystera apo 7 xronia sxesh, kai twra exei trela8ei me prwto symptwma na milaei taytoxrona se agglika, serbika kai ellhnika!!! -> ante na synneoh8eis mazi ths..). H anita fernei kati files ths poy doyleyoyn montela se agencies modas kai oxi mono! 3 typakia sthn parea, dexontai na me pane beligradi poy einai sthn kentrikh yugoslavia me to ama3i toys stis 5 to prwi wste na paw aerodromio anti na parw 2 lewforeia. Epeidh omws moy fainontai e3airetika me8ysmenoi kai periergoi typoi arnoymai opote xairetw apantes kai mpainw sto lewforeio. To martyrio 3ekina: Rwtaw enan blaka an to beligradi einai to terma ths grammhs kai moy apantaei "nai" Koimamai loipon hsyxos thn diadromh ths 1mishs wras mexri to beligradi. Den htan omws to terma! To lewforeio synexize mexri Notia Yugoslavia, htoi mexri Kosovo kai parapera, eilikrina den 3erw poy! 3ypnaw stis 7 to prwi tis kyriakhs akribws dhladh thn wra poy eprepe na petaw! 3 atoma mesa sto lefworeio. Kaneis den milaei agglika oyte o odhgos. Poy eimai? "Tsipru" moy leei kapoios! Synhdhtopoiw oti exw apomakryn8ei tragika apo ton proosrismo moy alla oxi kai oti perasame tosa krath!!! : "Cyprus????????" "No, tsuprie" moy apantaei kapoios allos. Den 3erw poy einai meta eida ston xarth oti einai ligo prin to Kosobo! bgainw 3ew panikoblhtos. Omixlh, ygrasia, kataxnia, psofokryo, erhmia. Blepw kati san anaxwmata kai enan sta8mo anefodiasmoy petrelaioy. Eytyxws enas ekei milaei elaxista agglika osa kai h giagia moy alla arketa gia na moy e3hghsei oti to aerodromio apexei peripoy 4-5 wres opote oyte me diasthmoploio den prolabainw to aeroplano moy! Exontas afhsei o blakas tis balitses moy e3w, bgainw kai blepw 2 stratiwtes serboys na ta psaxnoyn. paw kai toys stamataw me tsampoyka, kai me tsakwnoyne, moy lene oti einai serbikes eidikes dynameis, foroysane kokkino mpere me ftero san toy rompen twn daswn! Arxizoyn anakrish kai elegxo xartiwn klp... kai telika ginontai pio filikoi kai dexontai na stamathsoyn ena lewforeio na me baloyn mesa kai na gyrisw pali beligradi! Ka8ws syzhtaw me aytoys moy apokalyptoyn fobera kai tragika pragmata kata th diarkeia toy aoratoy polemoy opws to oti htan etoimoi na mpoyn albania kai skopia kai na kanoyn mazikh kai istorikh genoktonia olwn twn albanwn, se kosobo, albania kai skopia. Kai ola ayta me xronodiagramma megistoy xronoy 36 wres! Kai nai eixan thn dynamh, perimenan entolh apo ton proedro toys alla epeidh o idios o laos toy h8ele na ton faei den mporese na dwsei thn diatagh dioti eixe sobarotata endogenh probmlhmata. Anyway, mporw na sas pw apo konta polla sxetika me thn katastash, opws ta ema8a! Anyway, ftanw beligradi, gnwrizw tyxaia ena palikari prosferetai na me filo3enhsei alla arnoymai kai gyrnaw pali pisw sthn boreia yugoslavia. ekei omws ta koritsia nomizontas oti exw fygei, exoyn bgei oikogeneiakws me syggeneis klp opote einai adynato na me synanthsoyne. O Ellhnas exei fygei se allh polh gia mia doyleia opote thn idia mera (kyriakh) kai exontas pleon xasei thn pthsh moy 3anagyrnaw beligradi kai briskw ayton to serbo kai menw spiti toy.
Thn Deytera paw sthn olympiakh na rwthsw gia to eishthrio moy. Me bazoyne na plhrwsw prostimo 26.000 drx kai moy dinoyn neo eishthrio gia thn trith prwi. Xanw loipon thn deytera apo thn doyleia! Menw entelws afragkos pleon. ATM den paizei kanena kai poy8ena. Mazeyw kati xiliarika ellhnika kai paw se trapeza opoy eytyxws moy dinoyn dinaria. e3asfalizw etsi ena santoyits kai ta eishthria twn lewforeiwn. Epistrateyw kai kati germanika marka se nomismata. Den dexontai omws poy8ena nomismata! 8eloyn mono xarti. Etsi ta 18 marka moy einai axrhsta! Rwtaw kai moy lene oti mono so Mayroboynio mporw na ta ala3w. Ti moy menei loipon? Na paw mayroboynio. Eytyxws omws enas filos aytoy poy me filo3enoyse htan apo ekei opote ta phre aytos kai moy edwse dinaria. To geyma ay3anetai etsi kai se bradyno + mpyra + nero. Kai ola ayta e3aitias ths olympiakhs py me ebale na plhrwnw ta keratiatika enw to aeroplano telika htan adeio. Periplaniwmenos se kentriko dromo ths YU, me pernei h thleorash synentey3h! 2h fora se 2 mhnes. Twra egina kai die8nhs! Htan a8lhtiko kanali me rwtoyse gia ta a8lhtika toys alla den eixa idea. Me rwthsane an 3erw kapoion Mixailovic, kai papoion Dimitrinovic kai loipoys "...vic". Apantw oti eimai AEKara, Greece, Athens klp.... me afhnoyn me xamogela kai feygoyn.
briskw ta windows XP ay8entika me timh 2 USD!!!! dhladh 800 drx!! Moy e3hgoyn omws sto ka8ola nomimo magazi oti den einai ay8entika alla poly kalh kopia me serial number, 3ekelidwto, typemeno CD klp. Sthn erwthsh moy pws ginetai na poloyne kopia nomima se magazi, moy apantane oti opoiodhpote amerikaniko proion poleitai peiratiko kanonika sta magazia se times e3eytelistikes!
Feygw telika xwris alla aproopta ektos kai an pareleipse kanena h klatarismenh pleon RAM moy kai ftanw aerodromio. Ekei mia eygenikh kyria moy zhtaei na plhrwsw foroys aerodromioy 20 Deutch Marks! Ths apantaw oti den xreiazetai na plhrwsw afoy perikleiontai sto eishthrio moy. Moy apantaei arnhtika alla den eixa lefta kai eytyxws ena pallhkari bgazei 20 marka na moy dwsei ta opoia h kyria ta boyth3e prin kan kala emfanistoyn! Sth synexeia h agamhth kai strabwmenh kyria poy eleg3e ta diabathria moy boytaei apo mesa ena xartaki, thn apodei3h toy 3enodoxeioy kai sthn erwthsh moy "can you pls give me this paper coz I want it as souvenir?", xwris kan na me koita3ei, moy deixnei na fygw. Fysika den efyga, thn eipa sta ellhnika 3ekolliara kai agamhth (h antifash einai pio dynath etsi) kai sth synexeia perasa apo 10 lepth anakrish apo 2 pio psyxraimoys serboys mpatsoys.
Doksa ton or8odo3o mas 8eo, eimai pisw patrida. Kala htan.... ;-)

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Δημοσίευση από hellas » 13 Αύγ 2002 05:30

Re sy etsi opos ta les akougontai poli koufa!! Kai to pio oraio ksereis pio einai? Oti se pistevo. An loipon theliso na pao kapou kapote na sai sigouros oti afto den tha einai i Yiogoslavia.

Kai edo pou ta leme giati itheles na pas ekei? Einai alitheia oti an erthei kapoios stin Ellada tha ta dei pio ... pos na to po... orima? zesta? kalosynata kai apla? dialekse oti thes. Pantos den tha aisthanthei san ksenos. Eno ekei ekso... a, pa, pa. Kai esi piges ekei? Ti trela itan afti?

Tin epomeni fora pou tha theliseis na pas elpizo na exeis kanena filo na se alisodesei spiti sou :D Giati i ellada einai mia kai den allazei... Diafoneis??

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Δημοσίευση από Dr_Michael » 13 Αύγ 2002 11:42

hellas έγραψε:Re sy etsi opos ta les akougontai poli koufa!! Kai to pio oraio ksereis pio einai? Oti se pistevo. An loipon theliso na pao kapou kapote na sai sigouros oti afto den tha einai i Yiogoslavia.

Kai edo pou ta leme giati itheles na pas ekei? Einai alitheia oti an erthei kapoios stin Ellada tha ta dei pio ... pos na to po... orima? zesta? kalosynata kai apla? dialekse oti thes. Pantos den tha aisthanthei san ksenos. Eno ekei ekso... a, pa, pa. Kai esi piges ekei? Ti trela itan afti?

Tin epomeni fora pou tha theliseis na pas elpizo na exeis kanena filo na se alisodesei spiti sou :D Giati i ellada einai mia kai den allazei... Diafoneis??
Φίλε εμένα μου άρεσε πολύ αυτή η εμπειρία που έζησα και δεν το μετάνιωσα! Θα ξαναπάω αν τα καταφέρω φέτος. Πάντως αν σου δείξω φωτογραφίες, θα ήθελες και εσύ πολύ να πας! :wink:

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Δημοσίευση από Ethir » 14 Αύγ 2002 02:50

Re emena mou akougete g****i empiria...alla exei kai ta asxima...giati meta ta thimasai kai gelas...Tin ora pou simvainoun omos pairneis ton poulo...

Osos gia tis photos pou eipes fantazomai einai me ginaikes kai tetia...Ekei einai gnosto oti einai trela paidia alla poli poutanario...Ego sxediazo na pao Roumania se ena filo gia teties faseis giati exo akousei ta apistefta gia ekeina ta meroi...Eidomen...

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Δημοσίευση από hellas » 14 Αύγ 2002 02:59

Sygnomi alla eipes oi sou arese? Oti sou epsaksan tis valitses, oti talaiporithikes, oti synantises opla kai ola afta kai eipes oti sou arese? De ksero gia tis omorfies tis xoras alla kata t' alla sorry alla eksakoloutho na min thelo na pao. Oxi mono gi afta pou eipes esi... genikotera. Xores opos alvania, yiugoslavia, rossia k.t.l einai kapos anthiigines gia mena... pes to prokatalipsi apo tis 2 proigoumenes 10eties (polemoi, tsernobil,prosfyges k.t.l)

Tora an sou arese toso poli kai thes na ksanapas prospathise na thymitheis na pareis mono xartonomismata (OOOXII nomismata :D )kai ta tilefona olon ton filon sou pou katoikoun ekei KAI EDO gia periptosi anagis... a kai kanena kalasnikof den vlaptei :D

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Δημοσίευση από Dr_Michael » 20 Αύγ 2002 19:54

hellas έγραψε:Sygnomi alla eipes oi sou arese? Oti sou epsaksan tis valitses, oti talaiporithikes, oti synantises opla kai ola afta kai eipes oti sou arese? De ksero gia tis omorfies tis xoras alla kata t' alla sorry alla eksakoloutho na min thelo na pao. Oxi mono gi afta pou eipes esi... genikotera. Xores opos alvania, yiugoslavia, rossia k.t.l einai kapos anthiigines gia mena... pes to prokatalipsi apo tis 2 proigoumenes 10eties (polemoi, tsernobil,prosfyges k.t.l)

Tora an sou arese toso poli kai thes na ksanapas prospathise na thymitheis na pareis mono xartonomismata (OOOXII nomismata :D )kai ta tilefona olon ton filon sou pou katoikoun ekei KAI EDO gia periptosi anagis... a kai kanena kalasnikof den vlaptei :D
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