Bill Gates Goes to Heaven

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Bill Gates Goes to Heaven

Δημοσίευση από KGP » 28 Ιουν 2005 11:21

Bill Gates dies in a car accident. He finds himself in purgatory, being sized up by St. Peter.

"Well, Bill, I'm really confused on this call; I'm not sure whether to send you to Heaven or Hell. After all, you enormously helped society by putting a computer in almost every home in America, yet you also created that ghastly Windows '95, 98, XP longhorn and all the rest. I'm going to do something I've never done before in your case; I'm going to let you decide where you want to go."

Bill replied, "well, what's the difference between the two?"

St. Peter said, "I'm willing to let you visit both places briefly, if it will help your decision."

"Fine, but where should I go first?"

"I'll leave that up to you."

"Okay then," said Bill, "Let's try Hell first."

So Bill went to Hell. It was a beautiful, clean, sandy beach with clear waters and lots of bikini-clad women running around, playing in the water, laughing and frolicking about. The sun was shining; the temperature perfect. He was very pleased.

"This is great!" he told St. Peter. "If this is hell, I really want to see heaven!"

"Fine," said St. Peter, and off they went.

Heaven was a place high in the clouds, with angels drifting about, playing harps and singing. It was nice, but not as enticing as Hell.

Bill thought for a quick minute, and rendered his decision.

"Hmmm. I think I'd prefer Hell," he told St. Peter.

"Fine," retorted St. Peter, "as you desire."

So Bill Gates went to Hell.

Two weeks later, St. Peter decided to check on the late billionaire to see how he was doing in Hell. When he got there, he found Bill, shackled to a wall, screaming amongst hot flames in dark caves, being burned and tortured by demons.

"How's everything going?" he asked Bill.

Bill responded, with his voice filled with anguish and disappointment, "this is awful! This is nothing like the Hell I visited two weeks ago! I can't believe this is happening! What happened to that other place, with the beautiful beaches, the scantily-clad women playing in the water?!???




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Δημοσίευση από id12586 » 28 Ιουν 2005 12:44

Μου θυμίζει ένα ανέκδοτο με την Θάτσερ, αν δεν κάνω λάθος, ακριβώς στην θέση του μονάκριβου Bill μας..
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Δημοσίευση από KGP » 28 Ιουν 2005 14:07

akrivos kai mena auto mou thimise.... !!!!!
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*Στην Ελλάδα δεν χρειάζεται να σκέφτεσαι...χάνεις πολύτιμο χρόνο!
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Δημοσίευση από emphasy » 28 Ιουν 2005 18:41

kapou to exw 3anadiavasei sta ellhnika alla me allon ptwtagwnisth :/

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Δημοσίευση από Chaos » 29 Ιουν 2005 02:27

Kalo......looool

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Δημοσίευση από lioukos » 19 Ιούλ 2005 12:23

Poli kalo !!! :D

Episis tha toy axize na toy pei oti afto einai to telefteo update tis kolasis poy gia kapoio mystirio logo einai pada xeirotero apo to proigoumeno.

I akoma na toy pei pos to kolpo me tis foties kanonika eprepe na krataei 5" alla malon "kolise" to systima !!!

I akoma kalitera na toy poyn oti den xeroun giati simvenei afto alla an thelei borei na steilei email ston administrator kai na tou deinan 2 epiloges: Send - Dont Send

Fysika tha itan poli kali kai i apadisi oti o adagonistis paradisos exeis exapolisei "virus aggelakia" ta opoia eisxorisan sto systima tis kolasis ke allaxan ta dedomena ke ekei pou tha ypirxan gomenes ke paralies evalan foties !!!!

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:lol: lioukos
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