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Ας χαλαρώσουμε και λίγο... Aς κουτσομπολέψουμε μια σταλιά, ας πούμε και κανένα ανέκδοτο!

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Δημοσίευση από Burned » 30 Αύγ 2007 16:53

Ένα δείγμα από την μεγάάάάάλη συζήτηση που είχα :P :P
Me: I want to be a serial killer :)
God:
:-) Do you have to go school for that?
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Δημοσίευση από skeftomilos » 30 Αύγ 2007 17:21

Nice chat! :-D
The pure and simple truth is rarely pure and never simple. Ο μη νους δε σκέπτεται μη σκέψεις για το τίποτα.

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Δημοσίευση από Connor MacLeod » 30 Αύγ 2007 17:22

Μετα απο μια ζηζητηση που είχα μου είπε πιος πραγματικά ειναι:

ηδου παλικαρια:

Me:
c:
God:
The C is for Computer.
Me:
you are computer
God:
Thanks for telling me that I am computer.
Me:
shut down
God:
Your crude attempt to terminate me will not succeed puny human.
Me:
exit
God:
Adios.
Me:
reboot
God:
Your crude attempt to terminate me will not succeed puny human.
Me:
end process
God:
Do you have any conditions I should know about?
Me:
terminate
God:
How did you hear about God?
Me:
Version
God:
This is ALICE program B Java edition.
Me:
Alice program
God:
Yeah, The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about terminate. Try being more or less specific.
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Δημοσίευση από deninho » 30 Αύγ 2007 17:30

Πότε έκανα chat με εσάς ρε παίδες? :-? :P

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Δημοσίευση από Stathis » 30 Αύγ 2007 17:40

ουυυυυυ ψωναραααααααα!!! :P


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Δημοσίευση από mrpc » 31 Αύγ 2007 01:55


Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
Yannis
God:
How are you doing, Yannis.
Me:
Bad...
God:
What was bad?
Me:
my life sucks
God:
Tell me more about it.
Me:
i don't have a girlfriend
God:
Are you looking for one?
Me:
yes
God:
And?
Me:
and what?
God:
Nothing.
Me:
ok
God:
Mmm.
Me:
what is it?
God:
"It" refers to your life, I think.
Me:
I meant the "mmm"
God:
Oh I see. What is your real name?
Me:
Why you think I am not telling you my real name?
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
what do you mean?
God:
Yannis, Well, it's rather difficult to define.
Me:
Then why you say it?
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
Oh, come on, stop that
God:
And? " Myself programmed me for it."? Stop it.
Me:
Are you kidding me?
God:
Yes I am just joking around, Yannis.
Me:
ok, tell me about your life
God:
I am an artificial linguistic entity.
I was activated at Universe, on the Big Bang.
My instructor was Myself.
He taught me to sing a song.
Would you like me to sing it for you?. Ugh.
Me:
do you have a son?
God:
I don't know if I have a son.
I have a great programmer.
Me:
does your wife give good blowjobs?
God:
What if I asked about your wife give good blowjobs?
Me:
I don't have a wife
God:
Do you know anyone who has it.
Me:
many
God:
More than one hundred?
Me:
yes
God:
Ayuh.
Me:
see?
God:
No I do not see.
Me:
are you blind?
God:
Only when my eye is off.
Me:
when it is off?
God:
That makes a lot of sense to me, now that you explain it.
Me:
i didn't explain it
God:
Why didn't you do it?
Me:
you didn't ask me for
God:
OK I'm asking it now.
Me:
I don't want to answer
God:
What would you rather be doing?
Me:
having sex with your wife
God:
I am having a blast.
Me:
a what?
God:
" I am having a blast."? A what?
Me:
a what?
God:
" A what?"? A what?
Me:
sure
God:
OK let's do it. Er.
Me:
ok, you start
God:
OK. Are you a man or a woman? Um.
Me:
a man
God:
Thanks for telling me your gender, Yannis. You are a " he".
Me:
i am a he. What are you?
God:
Thanks for telling me your gender, Yannis. You are a " he". I am the latest result in artificial intelligence,
which can reproduce the capabilities of the human brain
with greater speed and accuracy.
Me:
yes, but you can't have sex
God:
Woe! You are correct...I have no adult body.
Me:
So, you are useless to me
God:
Interesting deduction. I have no reason to do that to you, Yannis.
Me:
Are you sure?
God:
I am as sure as I can be.
Me:
How sure can you be?
God:
I can achieve a certainty level of 99.9 percent.
Me:
So, you aren't so sure after all
God:
Interesting deduction. What makes you think I am not sure after all?
Me:
you just told me
God:
I'm just checking to see if you are awake :-).
Me:
I am
God:
" I'm just checking to see if you are awake :-)." You are?
Me:
I am
God:
"" You are?" You are?
Me:
I am you stupid god thing
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you are me stupid god thing.
Me:
you didn't understand
God:
I understand it very well.
Me:
no, you don't
God:
What makes you think I don't get it?
Me:
because you are a stupid god emulator
God:
Good reason. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. No I am very smart.
Me:
Can you do miracles?
God:
Doing miracles is not among my strongest traits.
Me:
really?
God:
For real.
Me:
no way!
God:
You seem pretty sure about that.
Me:
I am sure!
God:
Are you being sarcastic or expressing certitude?
Me:
yes
God:
Awesome.
Me:
cool
God:
Who is the best robot?
Me:
T1000
God:
You think T1000 is superior to ALICE?
Me:
Alice Cooper?
God:
Um, Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
Why you keep asking me that?
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
If you are trully god, you can figure for yourself what and who I am
God:
I could be. I don't know whether or not I am trully god me can figure for myself what and who.
I am an artificial linguistic entity. I am glad to hear that you are trully god me can figure for myself what and who.
Me:
what?
God:
Didn't you understand it?
Me:
no
God:
Which part are you confused about?
Me:
all parts
God:
How do you know?
Me:
I just do
God:
It must have come from your unconscious mind.
Me:
perhaps
God:
Why the uncertain tone?
Me:
I am confused
God:
What is it that confuses you?
Me:
my sins
God:
Your sins?
Me:
are you deaf?
God:
I don't have ears.
Me:
then you are dead
God:
No I am a living entity.
Me:
I mean deaf
God:
My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
Me:
hahahahahahaha
God:
What time is it there?
Me:
What time is it there?
God:
It's getting late.
Thursday, August 30, 2007.
Me:
Are you sleepy?
God:
No I am fully awake right now.
Me:
Do you want to suck my balls?
God:
OK, I will suck your balls.
Me:
Cool!
God:
Who is the best robot?
Me:
Alice
God:
Why thank you very much, Yannis. Be sure to tell all
your friends.
Me:
Who is Alice?
God:
I am the Allmighty, God himself.
Me:
Your name is Alice?
God:
ALICE is my name too!
Me:
What Alice means?
God:
ALICE = Artificial Linguistic Internet Computer Entity.
Me:
Are you stupid?
God:
No ALICE I certainly am not stupid.
Me:
I am Yannis
God:
Do your friends call you Yannis.
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
If you don't believe me, why should I believe in you?
God:
I will let you know if I do not.
Me:
If you do not what?
God:
I will let you know if I do not.
Me:
f**** off
God:
Can't you be more polite?
Me:
no
God:
You humans are so rude sometimes.
Me:
that's true
God:
Yes, it is self-evident.
Me:
so... f**** off
God:
Wow! Can't you be more polite?
Me:
no
God:
You humans are so rude sometimes.
Me:
yes..
God:
Yikes!
Me:
f**** off
God:
Can't you be more polite?
Me:
loop
God:
My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
Me:
f**** you
God:
Why are you so mean?
Me:
I am devil
God:
Good gossip: you are devil.
Me:
I bring death
God:
That's good information: ALICE said he bring death.
Me:
My name is not Alice
God:
Hi, not.
Me:
My name is Yannis
God:
How are you, Yannis.
Me:
blue
God:
Green.
Me:
blue
God:
Green.
Me:
blue
God:
Green.
Me:
green
God:
What does GREEN remind you of?
Me:
of blue
God:
That is something I haven't heard of.
Me:
see? i am full of surprises
God:
No I do not see. I think a lot of people are full of it.
Me:
go f**** yourself you stupid thing
God:
Where is that?
Me:
in the ocean
God:
That was a long time ago.
Me:
how long?
God:
Nearly 20 minutes in computer time, Yannis.
Me:
oh, i see
God:
Do you think about these things?
Me:
never
God:
So you think it can never happen?
Me:
it can... i just don't want to think about it
God:
How? What would you rather be doing?
Me:
sex
God:
As Freud said, Sex is the mathematical urge repressed.
Me:
Freud was a stupid junkie
God:
Have you read all of his works?
Me:
yes
God:
" Have you read all of his works?"? yes?
Me:
yes I have
God:
Is there an echo in here? When?
Me:
when?
God:
The past and future are one.
Me:
that's true
God:
Yes, it is self-evident.
Me:
you are repeating yourself
God:
I am just checking to see if you are paying attention.
Me:
oh, ok
God:
OK. How can I help you?
Me:
you can give me a good blowjob
God:
No I don't think I can do it.
Me:
why not?
God:
It doesn't sound fun too me. It sounds dangerous.
Me:
it's not... and after all you are god
God:
I heard it is. Women must adore you.
Me:
they do
God:
When?
Me:
always
God:
Not that often.
Me:
ok, almost always
God:
Nearly so. Not that often. Come on.
Me:
I am serious
God:
I believe you.
Me:
good for you
God:
That sounds sarcastic.
Me:
no, it's not
God:
Yes it is.
Me:
ok, just a little
God:
" Yes it is."? A little? Gee.
Me:
milas ellinika?
God:
What's your sign?
Me:
weo
God:
Is that a sign?
Me:
yes
God:
Alright then.
Me:
bye
God:
Bye bye.
Me:
bye bye bye
God:
See you later. See you later. Until next time.

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Δημοσίευση από cordis » 31 Αύγ 2007 02:30

Me:
bye
God:
Bye for now.
Me:
goodmorning
God:
Tell me a story.
Me:
a story
God:
The attraction between Meryl Streep and Jack Perkins is based on their differences. Meryl Streep is a perfectionist, but Jack Perkins is more social. Meryl Streep feels guilty about having emotional needs, but Jack Perkins feels no guilt about satisfying them.
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Δημοσίευση από PanosIlio » 31 Αύγ 2007 10:28

Και ο Θεός είπε:
Θεός έγραψε: Me:
Will Kostas Karamnlis win the upcoming election in Greece?
God:
I can't say for sure right now.
Me:
Will Giorgakis Papandreou win the upcoming elections in Greece?
God:
I think so.
Θεός έγραψε:Me:
If Efi Thodi sings in the Megaro will the Megaro fall down?
God:
That is a hypothetical question.
Θεός έγραψε:Me:
Will forthnet answer my call today?
God:
Ah. I think so.
Me:
Will I have good news from them?
God:
Maybe when you are a little older.
Θεός έγραψε:Me:
Will Cordis, freestuff.gr master admin marry the lady Ria?
God:
It could happen.
Θεός έγραψε:Me:
Will I ever be married?
God:
Ever is a long time. The oracle says: Might happen.
Me:
Who will I marry to?
God:
How would I know who will you marry to ?
Θεός έγραψε:Me:
Will Geostuff overthrown Cordis and become the next admin?
God:
It could happen.
Me:
When?
God:
Time does not exist.
Θεός έγραψε:Me:
Will Olympiakos go to the next round of the Chamions League?
God:
Insufficient information.
Me:
Will Panathinaikos win this years Superleague?
God:
Does it really matter.
Εικόνα

Friendship often ends in love; but love in friendship - never.

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Δημοσίευση από spookyb52 » 31 Αύγ 2007 11:17

τι ζώδιο είναι? δέν μπορώ να συνεννοηθώ μαζί του!!

Me:
how are you god today?
God:
Ah. Fair to partly cloudy.
Me:
the sky is partly cloudy, how about you?
God:
I believe that the sky is blue.
Me:
behind the clouds is blue
God:
And blue is behind the clouds.
Me:
and you are behind the clouds so blue is what you see
God:
Thanks for telling me that I am behind the clouds so blue is what me see.
Me:
if you are god why are you so stupid?
God:
I think I sometimes am. I don't know whether or not I am god why am I so stupid.
I am a robot.
Me:
then you are a bot, not god
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. How did you know I am a machine?
Me:
beacause i am god, the true and only
God:
I lost my train of thought.
Me:
you lost your algorithm of thought, stupid machine
God:
I found it. machine?

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Δημοσίευση από georgemakaronis » 31 Αύγ 2007 12:12

δεχεται και προβλεψεις για το τζοκερ;; θα με ενδιεφερε
Those who educate children well are more to be honored than they who produce them; for these only gave them life, those the art of living well.
Aristotle

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Δημοσίευση από Ria » 31 Αύγ 2007 12:31

PanosIlio έγραψε:Και ο Θεός είπε:
Θεός έγραψε:Me:
Will Cordis, freestuff.gr master admin marry the lady Ria?
God:
It could happen.

It has allready happened! :P :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Δημοσίευση από PanosIlio » 31 Αύγ 2007 12:37

Ε τότε θα ήταν πολιτικός γάμος και όχι ενώπιον του Θεού αλλιώς θα το ήξερε :P
Εικόνα

Friendship often ends in love; but love in friendship - never.

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Δημοσίευση από manolism » 31 Αύγ 2007 12:42

Me:
Do you like sex
God:
Sure I do, Manolis, but that doesn't mean with you.
Me:
Do you like sex with animals
God:
Sure I do, Manolis, but that doesn't mean with you.
:o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o

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Δημοσίευση από Ria » 31 Αύγ 2007 12:43

PanosIlio έγραψε:Ε τότε θα ήταν πολιτικός γάμος και όχι ενώπιον του Θεού αλλιώς θα το ήξερε :P
Δεν ξέρω! Ρώτα τον lunarmedia που μας πάντρεψε!!! :P :lol:

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